On the first day of school my principal gave to me…
One new I E P.
On the second day of school my principal gave to me…
Two heads of lice
And one new I E P.
On the third day of school my principal gave to me…
Three broken computers…
You get the idea! Here are other possible verses the teachers suggested:
After school meetings
No internet service
No ink for the copier
NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR!!!