Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.Canoe, who?
Canoe tell us some knock knock jokes today?
These jokes are meant to make children smile and think, but they are also good for auditory discrimination and playing with sounds.
*Write one on the board each day and use it for choral reading.
*Fold over the end of a lunch bag as shown. Write the joke on the bag and the answer under the flap.
*Tape a 3" x 5" rectangle to the middle of a sheet of paper. Have children write the joke at the top and illustrate the answer under the flap.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange .
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with candy.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce have some candy, please.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for Halloween!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you visited my blog today?