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Tuesday, October 14, 2014


"Bat" your class will scream for some of these Halloween jokes!

Hint!  Write children's names on craft sticks and choose a child to tell a joke when you have a few extra minutes.

What do ghosts put on their cereal in the morning?
“Boo” berries and “boo”nanas.

What do you get when you take the inside out of a hotdog?
A “hollow” weenie.

What are the birds giving out for Halloween this year?

Why was the baby ghost sad?
He wanted his “mummy.”

What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You sure are “boo” tiful!

What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin!
How do you make a witch itch?
You take away the W.

What pants do ghosts wear?
BOO jeans.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream!

What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other jack-o-lantern
on their way to the party?
Let’s get “glowing”!

Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
Because their vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

What did the little ghost say to his mom?
“I’ve got a boo boo!”

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle it’s funny bone.

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Because they couldn’t find their bats.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
DaySCARE centers.

Who did Frankenstein take to the party?
His ghoul friend.

How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.

What’s a ghost’s favorite party game?
Hide and go shriek!

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?

Now, for some knock knocks!

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Boo who? 

I didn’t mean to make you cry.

Knock knock! 

Who's there?
Frank who?

Knock knock! 

Who's there?
Orange who?

Orange you glad it's Halloween?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive. Olive who?
Olive Halloween!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda. Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip. Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with candy.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben. Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year.