NO "FOOLING" JOKES FOR APRIL

No Joke!

I've got some great jokes to fool you today!

Why did the egg go to school?
To get "Egg-u-cated".

What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
Egg yolks!

What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
You're "Egg-stra special".

How do eggs stay healthy? 
They "Egg-cercize".

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? 
He cracked up.

What kind of plants do eggs keep? 
Eggplants

What flowers grow on faces? 
Tulips (Two-lips)! 


What is a bunny's motto?
Don't be mad, be hoppy! 

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it. 

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way. Unique up on it.

What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip-Hop! 

Why are rabbits so lucky?
They have four rabbit's feet? 

Some “bunny’s” got some knock knock jokes for you!

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Ether. 
Ether who? 
Ether bunny. 

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Justin. 
Justin who? 
Justin other Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Notta. 
Notta who? 
Notta nother Ether Bunnies.

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Stella. 
Stella who? 
Stella nother Ether bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more Ether bunny. 

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck-olate bunny! 

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Dewey. 
Dewey who? 
Dewey have to listen to any more Ether bunny jokes? 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs! 


Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah body . . . April Fool's!

*Let children take turns getting up in front of classmates and telling jokes and knock knocks.

*For homework have children ask their parents to tell them some jokes they learned as a child.