Holly.
Holly who?
Holly – days are here again!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in the manger…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful…
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully – it’s a present.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer.
What’s red and white and goes up and down?
Santa Clause in an elevator.
What did the ghost say to Santa?
I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.
Who delivers presents to dogs?
Santa paws!
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa claws!
Why did the elf go to school? To learn his ELFabet!
Santa Clause in an elevator.
What did the ghost say to Santa?
I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.
Who delivers presents to dogs?
Santa paws!
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa claws!
Why did the elf go to school? To learn his ELFabet!
Why do rappers like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Nothing. Reindeer can’t talk.
How do you scare a snowman?
You get a hair dryer.
What do snowmen eat for Christmas?
Frosted Flakes.
What goes, “Oh, oh, oh!”
Santa Claus walking backwards.
What do you call the wrapping paper leftover from opening presents?
A christ-MESS.
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night.
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decembrrrrrr!
What is in December that isn’t in any other month?
The letter “D”!
What do the cows say on Christmas morning?
Mooooey Christmas!
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!
What does Santa do in his garden?
He hoe, hoe, hoes!
Because of all the wrapping!
What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
Nothing. Reindeer can’t talk.
How do you scare a snowman?
You get a hair dryer.
What do snowmen eat for Christmas?
Frosted Flakes.
What goes, “Oh, oh, oh!”
Santa Claus walking backwards.
What do you call the wrapping paper leftover from opening presents?
A christ-MESS.
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night.
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decembrrrrrr!
What is in December that isn’t in any other month?
The letter “D”!
What do the cows say on Christmas morning?
Mooooey Christmas!
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!
What does Santa do in his garden?
He hoe, hoe, hoes!
