"WADDLE" I DO WITHOUT YOU?

Who's there today?  Waddle, Gladys, Harry, Aida, Dewey, and Arthur with some jokes for you.

You might want to write one each day on the board and discuss it at morning meeting. It’s also good to tell these multiple times because it will take some of your kiddles a while to “get it.” 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle I do without you?
                        
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving, aren’t you?

                                              

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m hungry!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida let you in if I knew it was you.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
                           
What kind of music did the Pilgrims Like?
Plymouth Rock

What key won’t open any door?
A turkey.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had drumsticks.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
                              
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the turkey’s foot.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.

What do you find at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter ‘G.’

What always comes at the beginning of parades?
The letter ‘P’.