Sometimes I wonder if I write these blogs for teachers and children or for myself! Just kidding! It’s fun to look for jokes every month and share them with you. I hope you’ll find one or two here today to make you smile!
Hint! Some of your children will “get” these and some of your children will just fake laugh. This is a good opportunity to have children “think out loud” and explain the jokes to their friends.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get "Egg-u-cated".
What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
Egg yolks!
What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
You're "Egg-stra special".
How do eggs stay healthy?
They "Egg-cercize".
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.
What kind of plants do eggs keep?
Eggplants
What flowers grow on faces?
Tulips (Two-lips)!
What is a bunny's motto?
Don't be mad, be hoppy!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way. Unique up on it.
What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip-Hop!
Why are rabbits so lucky?
They have four rabbit's feet?
Some “bunny’s” got some knock knock jokes for you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Notta.
Notta who?
Notta nother Ether Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more Ether bunny.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck-olate bunny!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more Ether bunny jokes?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!
My friend Barbara Lees from Las Vegas shared this St. Patrick's Day dance you can teach your kids this week. She says you can do it to any music, so put on your green and start tapping your feet!
St. Patrick’s Day Dance
Today is the day for the wearin’ o the green
Today is the day when the little people are seen
Today is St. Patrick’s Day, so if you’re Irish me lad
Join the celebratin for the grandest time to be had
You put your hand up in the hair
The other hand on your hip
You tap your toe, you tap your heel
You bounce your knee a wee bit
You dance and prance around the room
And circle 1, 2, 3
The Saints be praised, I must admit
You all look Irish to me!
What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Hip-Hop!
Why are rabbits so lucky?
They have four rabbit's feet?
Some “bunny’s” got some knock knock jokes for you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Notta.
Notta who?
Notta nother Ether Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan more Ether bunny.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck-olate bunny!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more Ether bunny jokes?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!
St. Patrick’s Day Dance
Today is the day for the wearin’ o the green
Today is the day when the little people are seen
Today is St. Patrick’s Day, so if you’re Irish me lad
Join the celebratin for the grandest time to be had
You put your hand up in the hair
The other hand on your hip
You tap your toe, you tap your heel
You bounce your knee a wee bit
You dance and prance around the room
And circle 1, 2, 3
The Saints be praised, I must admit
You all look Irish to me!
