My webmaster (Alex May) has been creating again!
Here's his newest video with January jokes.
What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Frosted Snowflakes
What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice Krispy treats.
What’s it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out.
How do you scare a snowman?
Pull out a hairdryer.
How do you know that a snowman crawled into your bed with you?
You wake up wet and there’s a carrot on your pillow.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Snow and tell.
How did Jack Frost get to work?
By icicle.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow?
Because he liked cool music.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one at home at my house.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here - let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Accordian.
Accordian who?
Accordian to the weather channel, its going to snow tomorrow!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s cold out here.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!
Frosted Snowflakes
What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice Krispy treats.
What’s it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out.
How do you scare a snowman?
Pull out a hairdryer.
How do you know that a snowman crawled into your bed with you?
You wake up wet and there’s a carrot on your pillow.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Snow and tell.
How did Jack Frost get to work?
By icicle.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow?
Because he liked cool music.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one at home at my house.
Knock, knock!Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here - let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Accordian.
Accordian who?
Accordian to the weather channel, its going to snow tomorrow!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s cold out here.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you!
