Who's there?
Atlas
Atlas who?
Atlas, it's Valentine’s Day!
Well, it’s not quite Valentine’s Day yet, but I’ve got some jokes and riddles just perfect to share with your class this week.
Note! If anyone accuses you of "joking around" with "instructional time" you can remind them that you are teaching homonyms, double meanings of words, and phonological awareness!!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma hoping you have a happy Valentine’s Day!
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!
What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"
What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours!
What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!
What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
My heart beats for you!
What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
You are bee-utiful!
What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Whale you be mine!
What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?
I love you beary much!
What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
Somebunny loves you!
AND THAT SOMEBUNNY IS ME!!!
